Point at an object and tap SCAN
Fill this in, turn it ON, then point the camera at your victim and tap SCAN. Jarvis will pretend to face-scan them and announce all of this out loud.
Stays on until you turn it off here. To reopen this panel, type the password in the chat box.
Free at ifttt.com → search "Webhooks" → Documentation shows your key. Lets Jarvis control your smart home & send texts.